Jeremy Zhao Productions

JZ's Vids Live!

2006-08-16T16:30:00.000-07:00

Believe it or not, the JZ's Vids deal started before Chinese Talk. Imagine that, a crazy Asian dancing his way onto the Internet, first to his friends, then on CalgaryPlanet, and now finally on YouTube, one of the most visited video websites on the Internet. The CEO has many crazy dancing and lipsyncing videos in his stash of files on his computer. Some may even question the sanity and the mentality of our CEO, or myself, Jeremy Zhao. I will tell the secret to why I do all these wacky things: we all have one life to live, so make it productive and make it worthwhile. Stop being so right-wing, and embrace of the magic of change. Yes, I am talking to all the conservatives out there!

To directly go to the YouTube page containing all these wonderful clips, please visit http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=36500496ED6215E1

You can also just watch it below. Thanks Mr. Convenient JZ!

It is too small on the blog! Just go visit YouTube! I would not want you spending an extra 200 dollars on glasses!

See you guys around soon! Do not bug me about updating! It comes naturally!

JZ

Chinese Talk Spin-Off

2006-08-14T16:26:00.000-07:00

In an "unprecedented" move by CEO (Chinese Executive Ownager) Jeremy Zhao, Chinese Talk will have a spin-off dealing with more current events issues. Yes, it will be more political-based, as inspired by The Daily Show and the Colbert Report. What does this mean for Chinese Talk? What does this mean for those spin-offs that you promised us today? What about a new Chinese Talk 2 clip!? Those will be out within the next couple of days, and as for Chinese Talk, it will still continue to be updated with new and stereotypically-rivetting clips between Jeremy and the rest of his family. In order to cope with CEO Jeremy Zhao's stress and anxiety level once he enters university, Chinese Talk 2 will be finished by the end of August. Chinese Talk 3, as much as I would like to get started on it once Chinese Talk 2 ends, will not begin production until May 2007. So inbetween the eight months of almost nothing, Chinese Talk will be 'seasoned' with special Chinese Talk clips related to the new spin-off. All of the new pilots featured on Chinese Talk will be moved to the new spin-off, but still hosted on the Chinese Talk Podcast (temporary measure).

When does this whole spinning off thing explode? Right on Halloween 2006, and coincidentally the first year anniversary of Chinese Talk. How wonderful.

Anywho, all hail the CEO of Jeremy Zhao Productions, JZ.

'Chinese Talk' Sold To Myself

2006-08-11T16:42:00.000-07:00

Essentially what I have done is "sold" Chinese Talk to the Jeremy Zhao Productions. Yes, in this grave time, we must remember that Chinese Talk was once a free spirit, but now it is in the hands of a liberal, copyleft, socialist-based corporation. Indeed, not only this, I also have some very "exciting" news included in this takeover. Starting August 14th, 2006, there will be two more semi-spin-offs from Chinese Talk. We have seen our share of different varieties of these semi-spin-offs, such as the 2006 Chinese Talk Soccer Predictions, or the newest interactive "Bowls of Rice," these two semi-spin-offs will be different.

1) The Chinese Talk "Talk" will be an experimental four month series showing the pro-Chinese, pro-Communist view of everyday events. Tons more to be mentioned later.

2) JZ's Vids will be a collection of crazy videos of myself dancing to various songs. Yes, the RIAA will be on my Canadian tail in no time.

So there you have it, a "sneak preview" of what I have planned. And for those still wondering if Chinese Talk 2 will be continuing, my answer is yes! As a matter of fact, I will release a new clip on Monday as well.

JZ